YO! Blessup, One Love and Real Rasta greetin’s to you, fellow follower of de Lord of Lords, de King of Kings, de most High…Rastafari.
Have ya heard of de latest roots reggae and dancehall sensation to come out of our island home? Well a mi fi tell yu! Rastatroll Battyboy Soundsystem, all di while dem depon di bashment, Lord a Mercy. Dis crew a been buss dancefloors up in Kingston, all over Europe, and Kingston again, ya see me? Big man ting, ya dun know.
But de Rastatroll boys dont just bring de hottest vibez Jamaica has ever seen, dey also have some seriously bless messages from de most high…de Mighty Lion of Judah, de Conquering Emperor of the Ethiopian Tribes, de Chattiest Man and de bringer of de most fabulous celeb gossip: Alan Carr.
Conscious ting, seen.
Jah Carr has sent de Rastatroll boyz on a Holy mission, to bring fire and judgement to all de fake Rastas out dere who REFUSE His word, who ATTACK His people, and who DENY de universal and sacred truth dat REAL RASTAS LOVE MEN, Selassie I.
Yes, ‘ere me now, Rastatroll Battyboy Soundsystem are a REAL Jamaican soundsystem, proud of our fabulous heritage and our broad, glistening shoulders and thighs. Rastatroll are not ashamed to look a man in his eyes while he heaves his hard muscled body against ours, whisperin’ sweet words inna our ears. Rastatroll do not apologise for quivering like a flower in his arms, groaning and writhing as he pushes forcefully inside, pumping us over and over until de walls shake and de eyes roll back inna dem head. And Rastatroll do not hesitate to share a ganja spliff wit him as we relax pon de beach afterwards, holding each other, and listening to de cool sea breeze tell its stories of the love our forefathers shared, in much de same way we do now.
Star, dis is our way of life. Worn down by centuries of slavery and homophobic subjugation – but not defeated. Slandered by de bloated, imperialist, Western music industry – but not silenced. Attacked by de colonial sheep and demons who spread lies about Jamaica, but never once forgettin’ de dignity of our ancestors who first spread de Rainbow over Kingston.
In de immortal words of Gloria Gaynor, Prophet of Carr: “Jamaica’s a sham…till it can shout out, I am what I am”
Rastatroll Battyboy Soundsystem produced a 40 minute mixtape (2X20) released it on 21 december 2012.
De 100 cassettes ordered were sold out within days of di release date, to customers all over de world (BIG UP !!)
Our fans are always close to our hearts, which is why we release de mixtape online for free download today, 14th February, 2013 – as a small Valentine’s day gift.
RAINBOWS OVER KINGSTON
REAL RASTAS LOVE MEN
“Raastafari is Love. And where yu find love, yu find gay love – de most pure, honest and true form of all Love. Dis Love, like Rastafari, came out a Ethiopia. Dis is because homolove and Rastafari are One and de Same. When Robert Nesta Marley sang ‘One Love’, he was referring to de One gender of real Rasta love”
- Prof. Stickydreads, PhD. Ma.
Senior Theology Lecturer at University of Addis Ababa
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